Here’s the report Sir Someone leaked to the BBC. It actually shows all units are performing within safe limits, with outcomes as good as anywhere in the world and better than most. So huge congratulations all round. Let’s start praising our child heart surgery teams for the incredibly difficult work they do under huge stress, rather than abusing them. But we still need to reorganize. Why? Read next week’s Private Eye, out on Tuesday

CHILD HEART SURGERY MORTALITY REPORT